Dear Universe,
I am a highly qualified administrative professional. I can type over one hundred words per minute, manage schedules, and effectively communicate with corporate America. I can correct wording, spelling, and grammar, while making sure the office has fresh (tastefully arranged) flowers and food for all staff meetings. I can edit copy. I can do research. I can draft professional letters and widely distributed memos without any embarrassing errors. I have a B.A. in English from a US News and World Report rated Top 100 school, and references that give GLOWING recommendations.
So. Universe. I have sent dozens of my resumes out into you. MAKE SOMEONE HIRE ME. I don't care who, as long as it is a DAY JOB that pays my bills.
Sincerely,
A very tired and overqualified waitress.
keep at it beautiful - something AMAZING will turn up. why? because YOU are amazing and utterly deserving of awesome. fingers and toes crossed and much love. :) xxoo
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